Parents Recall The Creepy And Disturbing Things Their Kids Have Done

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satirequeen
Jul 14, 2021 12:00 PM EDT

Kids can be little angels, but they can also be total sh*ts. Any parent can attest that sometimes kids misbehave to the point where they briefly consider disowning them, even though deep down, they adore them. But when your kid does something weird, creepy, or disturbing, the reasons for wanting to disown them can be on a whole new level. Whether it's making comments that suggest they lived a past life, seeing them sleepwalk into dangerous situations, or seeing a weirdly violent side to them, these parents recall the bizarre things their kids did that made them rethink the whole parenting thing.




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    Font - unknownsliver · 1d Woke up to my Mom's house mates kid (5 years old?) Sneaking through the house with a 10" chef knife at like 2am. He gave me the knife and I asked him what he was doing. He said he was afraid of "the man who walks around in the yard at night" and said he was out there now. I hyped up both my dogs and we searched EVERYWHERE. Yard, shed, barn, under the house, ect. Didn't find anyone. Super worrisome. The next morning I told his mom and she was like "oh yeah, he just does
    via u/unknownsliver
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    Font - Forced_Introduction · 1d Put a very hot pepper in his mouth. Cry. Wheeze. Cry again. Exclaim that he hates it. Then proceed to do it again. Didn't cry the second time. The f. ck.
    via u/Forced_Introduction
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    Font - Mike_ZzZzz · 1d Perhaps not disturbing, but terrifying as a parent. We were on a vacation in Chicago staying at a random Fairfiled Inn or something downtown. Our bed was separated by a divider in the room and two of our kids were sleeping in a pull out couch on the other side. Around 3am awoke to sounds of velcro and it sounded like my kid was putting his shoes on (he was). Next thing I know I hear the hotel room door opening. I leaped further than I thought possible across the entire sui
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    Font - Niteryder007 · 1d My 12 year old will occasionally scream while sleeping. It makes your hair stand up when you get woke from a deep sleep. I have also woken up in the middle of the night to see him standing right next to my bed. Sometimes just facing the wall or staring at me. He is always "sleep walking" and I can escort him back to bed. Trouble is, I never know how long he has been up. He never remembers any of it.
    via u/Niteryder007
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    Font - Savings-Lemon5901 · 1d Puked on the stairs "go back to bed I'll sort it out" Sob "I can't, I was sick in my bed" "OK, well, you can get into mum and dad bed while I sort that out as well" Sob sob "I was sick in there as well"
    via u/Savings-Lemon5901
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    Rectangle - Any-Difficulty-8694 · 1d My 3 year old stuck her thumb out on the main road as if to hitchhike I was shocked and I asked where she learnt that from, she said she used to do that to get around when she was a big girl. That was creepy well for me anyway
    via u/Any-Difficulty-8694
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    Font - Sebastianmichaelis16 · 1d I'm not a parent. But when I was younger I set my room on fire and tried to get my grandparents to lie.
    via u/Sebastianmichaelis16
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    Font - Waterproof_soap · 1d My son used to sleepwalk occasionally when he was little (6-8). One night he came over while his dad and I were sitting on the couch and told us "I do t like the people in the basement. They're too loud." Good thing the couch was brown because someone may have pooped in my pants right then.
    via u/Waterproof_soap
  • 09
    Font - Axelpanic · 1d My 8 month old son woke up at two in the morning laughing. Laughing hard. Staring right into the baby camera.
    via u/Axelpanic
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    Font - robarian1 · 1d My son makes this funny noise with his voice every once in awhile. When my daughter tries to imitate the noise she sounds like Reagan from The Exorcist. The creepy part is she does it when she's in her crib, talking herself to sleep at night. O
    via u/robarian1
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    Human body - farmerbalmer93 · 1d Woke up to my 5 year old running up and down the stairs screaming 'the sofa's to expensive!.. She was sleep walking.
    via u/farmerbalmer93
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    Font - frankieandjonnie · 1d My 10 year old hot wired the car and started backing out of the driveway. Luckily I caught up to him and was able to hop in and stop it before it crashed into my neighbor's mailbox.
    via u/frankieandjonnie
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    Human body - 44morejumperspls · 1d My son, who is four, sometimes tells us about his friends who visit him at night. A tall man with antlers and glowing eyes, who smells like the forest, and his big black dog.
    via u/44morejumperspls

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